new jokes in english jivangoal

New Jokes In English 2022 jivangoal

Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!! . . . .
Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga🤣🤣…..!!!

Hum yaad tujhi ko karte he
Ek ada pe marte he
Ek hi baat se darte he
ki Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he🤣🤣..

Katal karna hai to nigahon se kar
talwar me kya rakha hai
Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar
mere doston me kya rakha hai.

Na pyar, na yar, na mohhabat, na dosti yaro,
aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano yaro,
na chandramukhi, na paro,
BUS HAR LADKI PAR LINE MARO!

Charo taraf Padhai ka Saya h
Har paper me zero nazar aya h
Hm to yuhi Chale jate h bina Muh dhoye Xm dene ,
Or log kehte he Sala raat bhar Padhai kr k aaya h….

Zindagi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai
Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain
SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay
Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE
Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN
SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain…..

Kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi S*X hai..
yeha 15 saal me he sabke Gotea fix Hai..

Tum Apna hath sir par firao,
1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao,
Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao,
Ab to yakin aa gaya na
gadhe k sing nahi hote….

dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,
fir ruthe toh jag chhute,
agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe,
agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko
jab tak danda na tute…..🤣🤣

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona
uper Likha sub bakwas hai..🤣🤣

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai
Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai,
Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me,
Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai…..

SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi.

Gulshaan me Bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,
Puraab me Suraj ka Dera ho gaya,
Muskaan ke saath aankhe khol Pyaare,
Ek baar fir se Pyaara sa Savera ho gaya..!

Arz Kiya hai, Chai ke Cup se Uthte
Dhuein me Teri Shakal Nazaar aati hai,
Ese Kho jate hai Tere Khyalon me ki Aksar
Meri Chai Thandi ho jaati hai

Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
Hum aapni Zindagi se Ruswa ho gaye hote,
Ye to aap ko Good Morning kehnay k liye Uthey hai,
Warna Hum to abhi bhi So rahe hote….

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